Why Not Buy Your Beer Belly?


Okay, so I’m at work and I’m being forced to watch some show called America Now.  I work with several ladies near me that seem to want to control the remote daily, despite my desire to have the tube on ESPN or some other sports channel.  I look up every so often, and see a report on America Now about a product called The Beerbelly!  No joke!

Now some of you already have a beer belly I’m sure, but if you don’t, now you have the chance to actually buy your beer belly!  This product, literally called TheBeerbelly, is a beverage bladder you can wear around your waste, strapped up over your shoulder, and you guessed it – the shape and design, when worn under your shirt, actually makes you look as though you have a substantial beer gut, uhm, er belly! :)

The Beerbelly holds, by all reports, as much as a whopping 80 ounces of beer, which is more than complete six-pack right there at your fingertips (or near your hips).  They have two models, including a deluxe model that includes some accessories such as a hot/cold pack to keep that beverage the right temperature.

Their website claims that this item makes the perfect gift…

The Beerbelly brings Freedom to the Beverage! Now you can drink WHAT you want, WHEN you want, WHERE you want, with no hassles and for less money! What more could you ask for? Now you can drink your favorite beverage at the movies, the ballgame, on the plane, anywhere, YOU DECIDE!


Deluxe Kit Includes the BeerBelly, 1 Step Cleanser, and Pleasure Extender Hot/Cold Pack (Specifically designed for The BeerBelly).

Pays for itself in less than 2 uses! Now you can take up to 80oz. of your favorite beverage wherever you go… Even where “they” don’t want you to! The bladder is held in an insulated pouch in the sling which is worn under your clothing for concealment. When worn, it looks just like a beerbelly, and stays cold for hours!

The report from America Now indicated that the bladder tended to leak around the seams quite a bit, but I confess I have yet to purchase and test for myself.  Their website indicates they’ve also been shown on another one of those shows my co-working ladies enjoy, and I hate – The Chew.

Perhaps the folks selling this product will see my article and send me one.  I’d be more than happy to put their product through a rigorous test with my favorite 80 ounces of IPA to see if it holds up.  I might have to wait a few hours to write up the review ;-)

Give the the folks at The Beerbelly a visit, look at their prices and products, see what they have to offer, and if you do order one, please tweet me and tell me what you think of it.  I might have to buy one for.  Reckon I could sneak it into an Atlanta Braves’ game this coming season?

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