Beer names too good not to brew: Suits edition
By Matt Sidney
In the world of craft beer, a clever name is nearly as crucial as the quality of the hops. As beer drinkers scan shelves or tap lists, a witty or memorable name can make all the difference when deciding which beer to order. This rings particularly true when the names draw inspiration from the sharp-tongued, quick-witted characters of the beloved TV show Suits.
Suits isn’t just a show; it’s a high-stakes playground of corporate law, where the elite maneuver through legal battles and boardroom showdowns with a martini in one hand and a briefcase in the other. It’s only fitting that the world of craft beers borrows a bit of that swagger and sophistication. So, imagine walking into your local taproom and finding brews as intriguing as the plot twists at Pearson Specter Litt.
The potential for Suits-inspired beer names is as vast as Louis Litt’s ego. Whether you fancy a bold, no-nonsense stout or a clever, nuanced IPA, these names promise to capture the essence of the show’s drama and panache. So, let’s dive in and explore the " tailored " beers to perfection, much like the suits at the center of it all.
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The "I Know You'll Like This Beer, I'm Donna. I Know Everything" - IPA
Boasts a brilliant blend of hops that’s as confident and commanding as Donna herself. With a profile that’s sharp, witty, and impeccably balanced, this IPA delivers a complexity that’s as multifaceted as the best legal secretary of all time. Dive into a brew that knows exactly what you want before you even order it.
The "Litt's Wit Gets Him in Some... Crappy Situations" - Wheat Beer
This beer is as quirky and unpredictable as Louis Litt himself. This wheat beer combines a clever twist of citrus and spice, mirroring Louis’s own complex and often humorous escapades at the firm. Each sip is a reminder of the chaos and charm that only Louis can bring to the table.
The "Henry and Harvey's Hazy Ethics" - New England Hazy IPA
This Hazy swirls with a murky blend of juicy hops and a subtle hint of mischief, much like the often ambiguous moral compasses of Professor Henry Gerard and Harvey Specter. This brew offers a smooth, hazy finish that’s as complex as their professional maneuvers, perfect for pondering the grey areas of law and loyalty over a cold one.
The "Travis Tanner's Twisted Tannins" - Fruited Sour
The "Travis Tanner's Twisted Tannins" - Fruited Sour artfully combines sharp tannins with a bold sour kick, embodying the cunning and often controversial tactics of Travis Tanner. This beer’s tangy, twisted flavor profile makes for a compelling sip that’s as provocative as Tanner’s courtroom strategies, leaving a lasting impression that’s hard to dispute.
The "Rachel Zane is the Best Para-Lager this Firm Has Ever Seen!" - Light Lager
“Rachel Zane is the Best Para-Lager this Firm Has Ever Seen!” is as crisp and polished as the Miss Rachel Zane. This light lager is meticulously crafted, offering a smooth, refreshing taste that’s as reliable and competent as the best paralegal at Pearson Specter. It’s the perfect choice for those who appreciate the finer details and a job well done.