Beer names too good not to brew: Doctor Who edition

Everything on Tap proposes names of beers too clever to pass up: Doctor Who edition

Welcome, fellow Whovians and craft beer enthusiasts, to a special crossover edition of “Beer Names Too Good Not to Brew,” where the fantastical universe of “Doctor Who” meets the crafty world of brewing. This time, we’re taking a dive into the heart of the TARDIS, discovering beers as enigmatic and adventurous as the Doctor themselves. Each brew on our list captures a slice of the iconic show’s spirit, designed to delight fans who love their hops as much as they love their Time Lords.

We asked Tea and Banter and Hidden Remote to help us in our beer naming series. We were tasked with a challenge too good to pass up:

As we traverse through time and space, the essence of “Doctor Who” is captured in the very names of our brews. These beers are more than just beverages; they’re a homage to the Doctor’s complex universe. Each name has been carefully crafted to evoke the show’s rich history, its memorable characters, and its timeless appeal.

So grab your companions and prepare for a journey through flavors that are as boundless as the cosmos. Whether you’re a fan of the classic episodes or the modern incarnations, there’s something here to tickle your taste buds and elevate your senses. Remember, in the world of “Doctor Who,” the possibilities are endless, and so are the opportunities for an exceptional pint. Let’s embark on this galactic taste adventure together, exploring beers that are truly too good not to brew.

5 Doctor Who beer names too good not to brew

The "This is not your TARDIS-ional light beer" - Pilsner

“This is not your TARDIS-ional light beer” is a cheeky nod to the Doctor’s iconic spaceship. It’s a light, crisp pilsner that offers a refreshing twist on traditional flavors, perfect for quenching your thirst across all of time and space. A beer so unique, it’s like finding a TARDIS in your own backyard—unexpected and delightful in every sip.

The "Dalek-table peanut butter milk stout" - Stout

Harnessing the audacious essence of its namesake, this stout merges the rich, smooth allure of peanut butter with the creamy consistency of milk stout. Each sip delivers a conquest of flavors, robust and intricate, echoing the Daleks’ own uncompromising complexity—a true celebration of stout perfection with a twist.

The "Doctor's porters: brewed with coffee beans and caramel" - Porter

Infused with the rich flavors of coffee beans and caramel, “The Doctor’s Porters” porter is as adept at navigating the complexities of taste as the Doctor is at escaping sticky situations. This brew carries a hint of nuttiness, adding an unexpected twist that complements its deep, enveloping sweetness—perfect for pondering the universe’s vast mysteries or simply unwinding after a long day.

The "Sonic Screwdriver Gose" - Blood Orange Sour beer

Bright and zesty, “The Sonic Screwdriver Gose” channels the vibrant energy of its namesake with a splash of blood orange. This sour beer is as sharp and invigorating as the Doctor’s trusty tool, with a citrus kick that can revive the senses just like the Sonic Screwdriver zips through any galactic predicament. It’s a lively companion for any adventure, offering a tangy twist that’s sure to unlock new dimensions of flavor.

The "Cybermen: we ferment yeast not feelings" - Farmhouse Ale

Cool and calculated, “The Cyberman: we ferment yeast not feelings” - Farmhouse Ale epitomizes the Cybermen’s essence in its brewing process. This ale focuses on precision and purity, favoring a clean, robust flavor profile with earthy undertones and a hint of rustic charm. It’s a brew that stands apart, reflecting the emotionless efficiency of its namesake—perfect for those who appreciate a beer that’s as straightforward as it is sophisticated.

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