10 beer names too good not to brew
By Matt Sidney
Everything on Tap proposes names of beers that we think are too clever to pass up
Owning and operating a brewery can be difficult as it is. Between mastering the alchemy of hops and malts, complying with more regulations than a pharmaceutical company, and somehow convincing the world that yet another IPA is exactly what it needs, brewers have their work cut out for them. But let’s pour one out for the truly Herculean task that often gets overlooked: naming these tasty drinks.
Standing out in such a saturated market is no small feat. That’s why we at Everything on Tap took it upon ourselves (after several rounds of taste-testing, of course) to craft a list of beer names so clever, so irresistible, that they might just be worth delving into further. Whether you’re a home brewer or a taproom titan, consider this our cheers to your future success.
Why settle for the mundane when you can ferment a legacy? Before diving into our frothy list of potential names, let’s acknowledge the creative brew-haha that naming a beer involves. It’s not just about avoiding trademark traps or figuring out if your cheeky beer pun will offend someone, somewhere (it will); it’s about capturing the essence of your brew in a few memorable words that’ll make beer lovers choose your bottle from a packed cooler.
Ready to stir the pot? Here are the names we’ve brewed up for you.
10 beer names too good not to brew
The, "Michael Scott That's What She Saison" - Saison
The "Michael Scott That’s What She Saison” serves up a medley of mischief and delight, capturing the spirit of Scranton’s finest boss. Each sip delights with a playful burst of citrus and a subtle hint of spice, making it the perfect companion for office shenanigans and happy hour hijinks.
The, "Give it here Malfoy or Ale knock you off your broom!" - Pale Ale
The “Give it here Malfoy or Ale knock you off your broom!” Pale Ale casts a spell with its bold, hoppy character and a daring dash of wizardry bitterness. It’s the perfect brew for those long nights of plotting in the common room or celebrating a hard-fought Quidditch victory.
The, "Congratulations! You have earned one Schrute bock" - Bock
The “Congratulations! You have earned one Schrute Bock” rewards your hard work with its robust and hearty flavor, much like a day’s toil at Schrute Farms. This Bock brings a rich, malty character that’s as satisfying as owning a table-making, beet-farming empire.
The, "Bruce from Finding Nemo, I never knew my lager!" - Lager
The “Bruce from Finding Nemo, I never knew my lager!” is as friendly and approachable as a vegetarian shark, offering a crisp, clean taste with just the right hint of mystery. Dive into its refreshing depths and discover a flavor that’s as unforgettable as Bruce’s pledge to fish-kindness!
The, "You're turning violet, Violet" - Blackberry Sour
“You’re turning violet, Violet” is a cheeky blackberry sour that tantalizes your taste buds and transforms your perception of fruit beers. Bursting with juicy, tart blackberry flavors, this brew is as vibrant and surprising as a sudden change in hue—perfect for those who like a little sass in their glass!