Beer names too good not to brew: Game of Thrones edition
By Matt Sidney
The "IP-Ale in comparison to Tormund Giantsbane" - IPA
This IPA is bold and strong, like Tormund Giantsbane himself. It has a robust hop profile and a fierce bitterness, with earthy and piney notes vying for dominance. This mirrors Tormund’s loyalty and rugged charm. It's an unforgettable beer that outshines other IPAs, much like Tormund's tales of giant-slaying.
The "I'm going to poke you with my frozen sword thingy cuz I'm a wit-walker" - Witbier
This Witbier has a chilling effect, reminiscent of the icy menace of the White Walkers with its crisp, supernatural clarity. A subtle blend of citrus and coriander echoes the winds beyond the Wall, offering a refreshing bite as sharp as a frost-covered blade. Embrace the cold with each sip; this brew is a testament to the chilling thrill of the Night’s Watch.
The "John Snow/Dany relationship is a bit hazy" - Hazy IPA
This Hazy IPA is as complex and mysterious as the love between Jon and Dany—clouded not only by political intrigue but also by the shocking revelation of their familial ties. The beer's rich, juicy hops mirror their intense passion, while its murky appearance and layered flavors reflect the obscured lines of their ancestry. It's a beer that celebrates their fiery union with a hint of citrus to cut through the haze of their controversial bond.
The "Go join the 'Night's Watch' - that's a porter" - Porter
This dark and brooding porter embodies the solemnity and resolve of the Night’s Watch. Its deep, rich malt flavors lay a strong foundation, much like the Wall itself, while subtle notes of chocolate and coffee lurk in the shadows, guarding the realm of taste. Each sip is a pledge to the black, a toast to those who stand vigilant on the coldest nights at the edge of the world.