10 beer names too good not to brew
By Matt Sidney
The, "Congratulations! World's best cup of coffee" - Coffee Stout
“Congratulations! World’s best cup of coffee” Coffee Stout is as exuberant and delightful as Buddy the Elf’s first taste of New York coffee. This stout boasts a jubilant blend of the richest coffee roasts, offering a comforting, chocolaty depth that’s genuinely deserving of its name—a festive cheer in every sip!
The, "Would put this whole town in my rearview, but it's a bit too hazy out rn" - New England Hazy IPA
“Would put this whole town in my rearview, but it’s a bit too hazy out rn” New England Hazy IPA is as complex and entangled as the streets of Charlestown itself. This IPA features a labyrinth of juicy hops and a nebulous, soft finish, reflecting the deep roots and hazy futures of its storied locale. Perfect for those moments of contemplation about sticking around or making a getaway—it’s a sip of local lore in every glass.
The, "And in the morning... I'm making waffles!" - Maple Waffle Stout
“And in the morning… I’m making waffles!” Maple Waffle Stout is as hearty and delightful as Donkey’s morning enthusiasm. This stout pairs rich, dark malts with the comforting flavors of real maple syrup and a hint of cinnamon, mimicking the warm, crispy edges of freshly made waffles. It’s a brew that boldly declares breakfast isn’t just for morning anymore!
The, "Bye Buddy. I hop you find your dad!" - West Coast IPA
“Bye Buddy. I hop you find your dad!” West Coast IPA is an adventurous brew with bold, hoppy flavors that embark on a journey as epic as a quest through the seven levels of the Candy Cane forest. Its crisp, piney notes and spirited bitterness are perfect for those who are navigating the wild waters of life—or just searching for a great beer.
The, "Orange you glad it's halftime" - Wheat beer
“Orange you glad it’s halftime” Wheat Beer is a refreshing intermission in any match day marathon. With bright bursts of orange zest mingled in a smooth, wheaty embrace, this beer is as revitalizing as the halftime orange slices themselves—sure to get you ready for the second half!